Let She Who Grows Her Chin Hairs

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Let She Who Grows Her Chin Hairs Cast the First Stone

I have had it up to here with women who critique other women’s appearance—and that includes me. I was totally judgmental when I first saw the photos of Madonna from the 2023 Grammys. Her  look provoked an uncanny valley reaction: Madonna seemed to me like an android, like an attempt to make a human face from clay. And then I read what Madonna thought about reactions like mine: How she had been subjected over and over again to misogyny and ageism. I realized I had become part of that problem, even though I know better. I know damned well that when women find it necessary to change our bodies in order to meet social or career expectations, the issue is about the system, not the individual woman.

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By the time Martha Stewart’s Sports Illustrated cover came along, I knew to expect the attacks, many from other women: Martha at 81 must have had some “work” done to look that good; Martha is privileged; Martha was photoshopped. And of course, the old standby: Martha can’t possibly be a natural blonde at that age. 

Step back a minute and think how many magazine covers feature younger women who have had plastic surgery; younger women of privilege; younger women who are photoshopped; younger women who dye their hair. Now ask yourself: Why is an older woman supposed to be purer than Caesar’s wife, while younger models get a pass?

The magazine was criticized, too, for choosing this particular older woman. But let’s put that choice in context. For years, Sports Illustrated swimsuit covers were a parade of cis blond young white women. More recently women of color have featured, and in 2021 a trans woman appeared on the swimsuit cover. The magazine still has a way to go to become more diverse in its selection of models. I would love to see Lizzo on the cover. But the choice of an 81-year-old woman—regardless of her privilege—is another step in the right direction.

Sniping about the appearance choices of women after midlife is not only counterproductive, it also betrays, as Madonna pointed out, a whole lot of gendered ageism. And on top of that, when older women critique each other about our looks, we reveal a surprising level of internalized gendered ageism—even among women in the anti-ageist community.

Purity testing about appearance can also have a religious aspect. Believe it or not, there are websites (that I am not going to link to) where fundamentalist women talk about “God-Given Gray.” The idea is that when a woman’s hair turns gray, God did that, so we should leave it alone. I want to ask these women: But didn’t God also make hairs sprout on your chin after menopause? Are you growing those out as a sign of your purity?

With that in mind, I’ve come up with a new standard: Let she who grows her chin hairs cast the first stone. In other words, before a woman critiques another woman for failing some kind of purity test about her “natural” appearance, the critic should make sure that she herself is absolutely pure.

Older women, here are some criteria for your personal purity test:

  • Do you grow your chin hairs? No? Then stop criticizing women who also modify their appearance.
  • Have you stopped wearing brassieres out of concern they might oppose the effects of gravity? No? Ditto.
  • Have you thrown out all your makeup because even lipstick might disguise your age? No? Ditto again.
  • Have you given up trying on clothes before you buy them, for fear that your choices might be flattering? No? Bingo.

Bottom line: Unless you’re on the pure side of each and every criterion, please back off.

It would be sexist of me to expect more from older women than from older men. And given that men are generally less wigged out about chin hairs, they should pass a different set of purity criteria before they criticize older women’s appearance choices.

So, men, let’s try on this purity test:

  • Have you stopped wearing deodorant? No? Then you’re not pure enough to criticize how Women of a Certain Age present ourselves to the world.
  • Do you still wear T shirts from your teen years even if they don’t fit? No? Ditto.
  • Did you buy your first sportscar after age 50? Come on. Don’t even open your mouth.
  • Are you, in fact, a woman? No? Then give it up.

How about it, guys? Did you pass all four? (And notice I didn’t even ask about the little blue pill; taking it easy on you fellas.)

Let She Who Grows Her Chin Hairs

Everyone of every gender faces age discrimination. But we know from the research that ageism and appearance discrimination affect women earlier and more significantly than men. So let’s stop the criticism of older women for the adaptations we make—of every kind, from ditching our chin hairs all the way to Botox. If we want to criticize something, let’s focus on the systemic issues that push women to make particular choices.

And, too, let’s celebrate the freedom we have as older women to express ourselves, through our appearance and our actions. Let’s cheer Women of a Certain Age who dye our hair purple, wear “inappropriate” clothing, and date younger men. Let’s applaud older women who lift weights, write novels, and start companies. Women who resume the passions of our youth, or find new passions after fifty, sixty, and beyond: Baking bread, making jewelry, charting the stars.

Let us do what we love, and support one another in our choices. Strong women become stronger by lifting each other up.

4 Responses

  1. Loved your article! I am in touch with a group of women I went to grade school with, and sometimes we compare notes on what it’s like to be 67. Mostly, it’s disbelief that so much time has passed. We believe that everyone in our group is aging beautifully, and I’m thankful that we still stay connected. At our last 53rd reunion, we made a pact to never act old, never give in to aging, that we would all continue to dress in clothes that are sexy and fun, colorful, and yes, clothes that may provoke comments from younger people that our clothing choices aren’t age appropriate. But we don’t care. When I’m with these friends, age vanishes. I’m still a kid among a larger group of kids. We laugh, reminisce, tell each other the stories of our lives and love each other still. All the hair dye, face lifts, Botox or makeup that anyone chooses doesn’t matter. And we know we all look sexier and more vivacious than some of the boys/men we went to school with, and, I admit, there’s a bit of pride in that. We are a group of women of a certain age, and whenever I’m with them, I feel young and lively, and I know they do too.

  2. Stella,
    First I love reading your articles. As a woman over seventy, ageism is part of the territory. By _ods good graces, and an incredible gene pool I’ve been gifted with a much younger look…no surgery, just a healthy skin care routine. I rarely wear makeup, but always use sunscreen. I’m super fortunate to have a wife, (we’re together thirty years), who still thinks I’m beautiful, at least in her eyes. I truly believe that when the person you love most in the world continues every day to give you unconditional love, they make you feel beautiful at any age. When I see a woman “of a certain age”, I always say “you go girl!” We’re never too old to feel good about ourselves or to help others do the same. Who are we to judge someone elses needs?

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